Category Archives: Reviews

We Take Feathered Flight: Cortez the Anthro Avian by Twin Tail Creations

Max: Hey Lilly smile at the birdie! Lilly: Mmm that birdie made me do more than just smile! Max: Hello Sexplorers welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: And I’m Lilly chameleon. Max: Today we have a very special bird from Twin Tail Creations. Now Twin Tail Creations is one of […]

Lana. Lana! Laaaaana!: Lana 3 in 1 by Intimate Melody

Transcript I scream, you scream, we all scream for Intimate Melody Lana! Lilly: Hello and Welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Lilly chameleon Max: And I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: What we’re talking about today is the Intimate Melody Lana. It is a three in one package, silicon bullets and one handle. Now this […]

Peter Spunk-In-Tail: Bunny Buns by Primal Hardwere

Transcript Here comes Peter spunk-in-tail Hopping up your happy trail Slipperty Cockity Easter’s on its way! Max: Hello and welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon. Lilly: I’m Lilly Chameleon Max: Today we have a special treat for you for Easter. It is the Primal Hardwere Bunny Butt. The Primal Hardwere Bunny […]

B Swish B-Bold

Miso Horny: The B-Bold by B Swish

Max and Lilly Discuss the B-Bold by B Swish, a fun “Miso spoon shaped” vibe. Transcript Max: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Yes Max? Max: Do you wanna spoon? Lilly: Of course I do! let me bring my B Swish! Max: This is Max Chameleon. Lilly: And this is Lilly Chameleon. Max: So Lilly why don’t you […]

Mounting Our Horned Beast: The Unicorn Horn by Split Peaches

Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn: Unicorn Horns Transcript: Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your bottom penetrated by the pointed bony projection of a mythical animal? Of course you do! Max: […]

Voyages in Sex Toy Exploration: Topco Rechargeable Magic Massager 2.0

Sex Toy Stardate… 32016.2: On the 3rd planet from the local celestial body I have found something spectacular. A toy that I thought was lost to us never to return like those dreaded tribbles. I had found a wand. But not just any wand. A powerful cordless rechargeable massager wand. With the utmost urgency I must […]

Star Wars 3D Sculpted Dick Sticks: The Force Awakens… Nothing

Lilly and I try to be as fair and non-judgmental as possible when writing for Carnal Chameleon, but there’s one thing I think we can all agree on: Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were terrible! This of course has added to the excitement and surprise of the now very successful “The Force Awakens”. With any addition […]