(To the tune of If You’re Happy and you know it)
If you like pressure on your clit try a clamp!
If you like pressure on your clit Try a clamp!
You can put it on your clit
or even on a tit
if you like pressure on your clit try a clamp!
A Packaged Pinch
Whats better than using a clit clamp on Lilly while I have sex with her? Knowing that I could find the same clamp in my grandmothers sewing bag! Ok, so that’s not very sexy, but it’s the truth. It’s also one of the reasons we kick out of many of Lovehoneys offerings. Allow me to elaborate, my grandmother is not in the habit of toting fetish gear in her sewing bag (as far as I know, anyway). You see Lovehoney often draws sex-toy inspiration from everyday objects. I like imagining there are people at Lovehoney with the same gift I have, thinking of every mundane object as a sex toy that just hasn’t found it’s use yet. In the case of the clit clamp, Lovehoney has re-purposed a bodkin. It may not be a pumpkin-carver, but it sure does get the job done!
Rockin’ the Bodkin
We found the appearance of the Lovehoney clit clamp very pleasing. It measures in at just under 3 inches in length ( 7 centimeters for those that are metrically inclined). It’s sleek metallic grabbers are each terminated with a light purple silicone cap. At the opposite end is a Lovehoney heart charm. The edges of the arms are rounded so that there is little concern of a sharp ‘ouchie’ on your fanny (by which I mean your vulva). The silicone caps are soft and can be removed for cleaning. The caps are tight enough on the prongs that there is little chance of them sliding off during play. Circling the arms of the ‘pinchers’ is a metal circlet that can be slid closer to the tips in order to intensify the grip.
Mind The Gap
Silly Pervert, Clamps Aren’t (Just) For Clits!
The Lovehoney clit clamp can do more than what it says on the tin. We encourage you to use your ‘clit’ clamp on nipples, ears, tongues, labias, bits of skin between fingers, and heck, why not on a penis? I mean what is a cock if not an over-sized clit?
Punishment or Reward? You Decide
Light pain can often feel great during sex but a clamp like the Lovehoney clit clamp doesn’t have to hurt. When applied gently enough clamps simply push blood from the area and increase sensitivity without much discomfort. This pressure coupled with endorphins of sex can offer many unique sensations. Clamps can be pressed, pulled, flicked and licked. One of our favorite tricks is to apply a vibrator to the clamp, sending naughty little reverberations directly into the point of contact. Be creative and experiment.
Game Of ‘Operation’
Remember that great board game from when you were growing up, “Operation”? You were given a pair of tweezers and had to remove plastic organs from a cardboard patient without hitting the edges. Allow me to now destroy a part of your childhood:
Works Great On Joysticks
Game Setup
Grab a partner, male-bodied is fine, but female-bodied folk seem to have more opportunities for clamp locations. Restrain them with their legs and arms spread and make sure they can’t get away. Blind folding the patient is optional, but adds to the fun.
How to Play
Now we prep the patient, grab as many Lovehoney clit clamps as you can (You can never have too many) and proceed to adorn every nipple, clit, penis or spare bit of flesh. Now grab something that vibrate, dildo or wand, it doesn’t matter. This is your operation tool.
Object Of The Game
Unlike with the childrens game, the aim is to touch your ‘operation tool’ (vibrator) to all the metal; causing as much buzzing as possible. “Oh whoops! Buzzed your nipple there. Shoot! Did I just zap your clit? So sorry! I am such a klutz!” Give them a good
How To Win
When the patient has become sufficiently aroused, you win! Celebrate by giving them an orgasm, or punish them by withholding orgasm! Now switch sides and play again!
Pizzicato
The Lovehoney clit clamp is a perfect starter BDSM toy. The silicone caps are so soft that they never hurt in an unpleasant way, even at the tightest setting. I also was able to enjoy using the clamp on Max. I would use it to pinch some of the skin on the underside of his cock. This proved to be a tempting target to tease with my tongue and get him all sorts of turned on. I also clamped him at the base of his cock and had him fuck. I couldn’t feel that he was wearing it, but he said he could feel it tuck each time he pushed into me.I did find it difficult to engage the toy at times, especially when Max wasn’t sitting still. I had to take care to make sure the clamp was on correctly or it would sometimes slip off. We plan on using the Lovehoney clit clamp more as it’s such a great little toy that you can hide easily in your toiletries bag when traveling. The Lovehoney heart pendant made this toy extra adorable.
The Take Away
Overall We love the Lovehoney clit clamp. It’s a simple machine with many uses in sensation play. The heart charm is a nice touch. It not only adds a fancy appearance, the weight of the decoration causes the clamp to add movement during sex and play. It also causes an amusing jingle when buzzed with a sex toy. Both Lilly and I had some difficulty using the sliding ring to tighten the toy. It’s difficult for fingers find purchase on the smooth metal ring, especially during play where lube might be involved. Lovehoney might consider a larger, textured ring to make this adjustment easier. Difficulty aside, the Lovehoney clit clamp has become linchpin in our sex play.
We received the Lovehoney clit clamp free of charge in exchange for our honest review. The clit clamp can be purchased from Lovehoney here.
